Sean Penn is full of shit.....

Sean Penn is still lying about Haiti

My niece Sophie....

Also pretty flippin' adorable.....

My dog Stitch.....

Is pretty flippin' adorable....LOVE HIM!

Serious question for the day....

Where do you get one of those silver metal briefcases that bad guys always have in the movies & tv?…..I guess I’ve never been to a briefcase store, but I don’t picture them full of creepy payoff briefcases. And how much money must they spend on these briefcases if they’re giving them away all the time? Do you think they ever ask for their briefcase back after the transaction is complete, kind of the way my mom always asks for her wrapping paper and bows back after giving someone a present? (My mom really does that, and I love her for it.) Where do they store all these briefcases? I mean, you would think they would keep a few on hand so they don’t have to go to the store every time they need to make a payoff, right? Any smart financial manager would advise them to buy in bulk.


Final thought: Maybe we should track metal briefcase sales the same way we do gun sales…I bet the proportion of metal briefcase sales/criminals is higher than gun sales/criminals, don’t you think? Of course…the reason they need a metal briefcase is because they are criminals & probably highly skilled at buying things on the black market…so that might not work.

This stuff sucks!

So, everyone has a day once in a while where they wake up 10 minutes before they have to leave for work, right? I probably have those moments like 3 times a week, so I've always fantasized about a waterless shampoo that actually works. Tresemme Waterless Foam Shampoo is not it! I have  wavy/curly hair, so in theory this should work great, but it's just way too...wet. It leaves your hair damp unless you have time to blow-dry after you use it, which kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? It kind of seems like if they added more alcohol to it it may work better, but it actually left my hair looking more greasy than it did before I used it! There is also a spray version that's a dry shampoo, and I haven't tried that, but I'm pretty skeptical after trying this. Another beauty product in the trash.....

Also...

Just read through my old posts and I'm not sure why I always write like I'm advertising. You would think people would pay me for the amount of platitudes I pour over their products. I guess I just get really passionate when I like something...plus I'm kind of weird. I even annoy myself.

Oil spill stuff...

dude on CNN just said all the people you see on the news cleaning up animals are actors hired by BP for press. I don't doubt that this is true for most of the cases that actually make it to the news, but I also know there ARE genuine people out there who actually care about animals and who have dropped everything to help. Maybe I'm an idealist...but I have faith that there are a lot of good people out there....


On a separate but related note: you should be glad I can't underline on facebook 'cause I think the only thing that could up the cheesiness factor of this status would be some underlines.... (also, if you do know how to underline, please don't bother sharing it with me because I will definitely not remember it and will get annoyed at you for trying to teach me things...I'm a bitch like that.